5.) James PolkAlso known as the President with the softest eyes (citation needed), James Polk was a foxy beast. Who wouldn't poke Polk?
4.) Ulysses S. Grant
Sure, some may consider him the worst President we've ever had, but come on. Look at him. If you are a fan of the outdoorsy type (and I am), this man is hot stuff. Grr, so chiseled and manly. Makes me wish I lived in the 1860s. Except for the tuberculosis. That must've sucked.
3.) Chester Allen Arthur
Some may say side-burn pubes are not attractive. Those people are wrong. This man perfected the look of "not giving a shit." And for that, I salute him. God bless you, Chester.
2.) Franklin Pierce
Look at that hair. This man is like the 1800s version of Conan O'Brien. And as equally attractive. Plus, he even went to college in Maine and still managed to lead a successful career. This man is amazing.
1.) William Howard Taft
As my dad always said, sexiness comes in all sizes. Taft proves this philosophy right. I could lose myself in this man's arms.
Two things:
ReplyDelete1) I agree it must have sucked to live in the time of TB. You may have heard of a little novel by the name of "The Apprenticeship of Lucas Whittaker", which deals with the subject in earnest. I think Oprah voted it "best book ever"
2) Fuck Franklin Pierce and his gay-ass alma mater.